Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


And my favorite, Clint Eastwood, has some of the best quotes.

Blondie, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

God is not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also.

Joe - A Fistfull of Dollars

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . .

When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle... you said the man with the pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true.

Shockley - The Gauntet

On a scale of ten, I'd have to give her a two. And that's only because I've never seen a one before.

Preacher - Pale Rider

If you're waiting for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a long wait.

Highway - Heartbreak Ridge

I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat constintino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

If I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic!


God I can go on and on with Eastwood quotes, he is my favorite!!! I have all of his westerns, plus most of his others. The subtlety, and delivery of his humorous lines are what make them so great!