Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by Munky
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God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
datsafe is Saddo's ghey lover. He is mad because Saddo never called him back after he rode him
you see children, Saddo is not the happy go lucky pig tailed happy chap that you all think he is.
There is a darkness about him that has festered within him for ages.
It all started back in the eightes when Saddo was a small child. Saddo's child hood idol was peewee herman, he wore the same clothes had the same annoying laugh, wore red lipstick and had the nasty habit of takin care of himself so to speak at a theater. Then sometime around the age of 10, something went horribly wrong. Saddo discovered that sheep do not fight back when you ravish them. Saddo got himself a steady sheep girlfriend. They were together for 3 years until she left him for another girl sheep. Saddo never got over Curly. But dammit man how stupid could you be. It was obvious that she catered to her same sex. She had sheared the wool from the sides of her head and wore her hair in a mullet.
CMON!!! are you going to tell me that you did not know Saddo? you were just wishing you could have her friends join both of you. Anyhoo. Saddo swore he would never go out with a female sheep again. That is when Datasafe came into the picture. Datasafe was not your typical run of the mill ghey. Datasafe, walked around with his pants around his ankles and touching his toes while yodeling. This was quite a feat and Saddo was impressed. Saddo was smitten but he would be damned to the 9th level of hell before he committed to another relationship.
Saddo overwhelmed Datasafe with his charm and his unusual way of walking made it easy for Saddo to have his way. Moreover, he was able to tell time by moving his gonads to one side. For those of you that do not know how to do this please refer to the " how to tell time by feeling a monkey's bawls" joke.
Saddo got what he wanted and the very ghey Datasafe was pissed. Now Saddo will have to deal with the consequences of his evil deeds.
hope this helps
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God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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