Worst people's names you've heard

[Andre]

In Indonesian, the word Benchong is poofter.

Ring up an Indonesian resteraunt one night and ask the waitress to call out for a Mr Ben Chong thats dining there for you you have to talk to him and his phone is turned off.

All the staff and chiefs will get a great laugh.

"Mr Ben Chong " hello is there a Ben Chong in the house!"

Miss spent youth.

[Youngblood]

kid i know's name is acne pinescum. (or something real close)

if ya laugh at him and he'll beat the shit outta you and tell you...'it is Atch Nee Pine Scoom'

[Andre]

Bored shitless in hospital once a few of us went aorund in wheel chairs off our faces on painkillers we had saved up for friday night ,checking for strange names on the ends of beds through all the wards.
We came across MR Smallhorn ,in tears laughing we talked to him and his ward and kept referring to him as Iva.

Another in critiacal care last name was actually corpse!
Ima corpse we were in fits. Ima and Iva