Which is why Kimbo Slice is now a superstar.....way to work it out MMA. The next step towards international crackhead fights





....and yes I've heard Kimbo doesn't do drugs and loves his kids and blah blah blah...I'm just saying he doesn't have the technical ability to box and therefore he chose MMA and to everyone's amazement he's able to have a ZZ Top beard and take punches from the limp wristed sissies that try to "strike" him.....maybe they should stomp on his foot



"Ow......hey man, that was uncalled for! Ouch....who stomps on a foot? Really? I'm trying to fight you!"










"Oh, a wise guy eh....knuk, knuk, knuk" (finger poke to the eyes)