THAT kid you went to school with..

**Dizaster** · 05-04-2008 10:36 AM

Feeding the penguins was brilliant!

Made me remember a few of my own..

A big one we did many times was making smoke bombs by putting 3 or 4 ping pong balls wrapped up in aluminum foil, then lighting it on fire in the middle of the corridors.. One time we convinced a whole class to run off from the class before the teacher go there... The nerds obviously gave in after 2 minutes and only a few of us got in trouble...
We snuck into the art store room one day and stole all these great pens and derwents and texta's and stuff... The teacher done this big plea to the class that if they returned the stuff that no one would get into trouble, and it would be anonymous... We ended up returning half the stuff with this big sorry note from these 3 really sucky kids we knew... The teacher got up in front of the class a few days later saying that "I won't say who the people were who took the stuff, but they have returned it now.. But we are very very dissapointed with them and can't beleive that they would do this."
In summer we used to be late to a lot of classes, because between classes we went out to the big flower bushes and catch bee's in a milk container, then release them in the middle off class and watch everyone shit themselves and people would get stung...
One time we soaked this one room in fart gas,, and the shit smells sooooooooooo bad that the whole building including 15 class rooms could be used for about 4 days..
Playing with fire was also a regular... One day we had this massive bin fire in a metal bin, and we managed to find a couple of deodorant cans to throw in... 2 of them peirced open and these huge flames were screaming out of it... everyone was standing around watching, and as a teacher went to put it out, the 3rd one exploded and they nearly got burnt...
In the library, they got these new security strips in the books, but in the storeroom of the library, we found their stock of 1000's of security strips and stuck them in peoples bags and books and just about everywhere we could think of..
One of the funniest was when we got into the chalk store room, and got about about 70 boxes of chalk and had a HUGE chalk fight in the corridor during lunch.. We were just grabbing endless handfulls of chalk and throwing them at the team at the other end... The floor from end to end was litereally covered completely in peices of chalk by the end of lunch and other students returned..
Someone also bought firecrackers to school and we'd slip them into people's lockers and explose their text books..
One day we snuck into the I.T. room and removed all the mouse balls from the mouses and threw them around on the oval at lunch.. A few days later they had replaced all the mouse balls, and glued shut the thing so no one could get the mouse balls out again... Their was one teacher we really hated because he was a grumpy bastard, and we considered for a while putting acid in his cup of coffee that he had each class.... We never did that one though... Everyone finds their limits eventually..

What little shits some of us were though!!! Teachers seriously deserve trauma pay!