Any good jokes ????

[donnydarkoIRL]

A London Lawyer and an Irish Policeman
>A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
>
>
>He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London
>lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education than
>any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
>the Garda's expense!!
>
>Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
>
>London Lawyer says, "What for?"
>
>Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop
>sign."
>
>London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>
>Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
>And registration, please."
>
>London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>
>Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete
>stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
>
>London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
>"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and
>you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
>ticket."
>
>Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>
>The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his
>baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it and says,
>"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

[brucelee]

A London Lawyer and an Irish Policeman
>A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
>
>
>He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London
>lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education than
>any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
>the Garda's expense!!
>
>Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
>
>London Lawyer says, "What for?"
>
>Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop
>sign."
>
>London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>
>Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
>And registration, please."
>
>London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>
>Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete
>stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
>
>London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
>"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and
>you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
>ticket."
>
>Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>
>The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his
>baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it and says,
>"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

LOL

[:::PSL:::]

They're all going to hell.

[El Kabong]

....what about the pro bono limp wristed ACLU cunts


Not that I would be one of those, I was just trying to make sure where they were going so that I could get the fuck away from them

[Master]

Lyle from your last post I get the impression that you will make a great lawyer

[El Kabong]

You had best believe it!

I also am up for a debate whenever and wherever

[Douglas]

<A doctor and a lawyer are driving late one night and they collide with each other.

<They both get out of their vehicles, banged up with some minor injuries, but are not very seriously hurt.

<The doctor exclaims "what happened, are you alright?"

<The lawyer says "I'm still alive. Geez, you look pretty banged up. I have some shampaigne in the trunk, it'll ease some of the pain.

<So the lawyer goes to his trunk, gets out a bottle of shampaigne, pours it in a glass, and hands it to the doctor, who drinks it immediately.

<"Boy, I feel better already", says the doctor

<"Have another glass", says the lawyer cheerfully

<"You know", says the doctor, "you received some pretty bad cuts and bruises yourself, aren't you going to have a glass"?

<The lawyer says "Yeah, as soon as the police leave"