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<A doctor and a lawyer are driving late one night and they collide with each other.

<They both get out of their vehicles, banged up with some minor injuries, but are not very seriously hurt.

<The doctor exclaims "what happened, are you alright?"

<The lawyer says "I'm still alive. Geez, you look pretty banged up. I have some shampaigne in the trunk, it'll ease some of the pain.

<So the lawyer goes to his trunk, gets out a bottle of shampaigne, pours it in a glass, and hands it to the doctor, who drinks it immediately.

<"Boy, I feel better already", says the doctor

<"Have another glass", says the lawyer cheerfully

<"You know", says the doctor, "you received some pretty bad cuts and bruises yourself, aren't you going to have a glass"?

<The lawyer says "Yeah, as soon as the police leave"

HAHAHAHA. Hilarious.