Funny this thread is here... I had the most messed up dream 2 nights ago.

I'm at my house, and it's surrounded by a bunch of gangbangers. They start busting through my windows and doors. Then I just start running around the house in a frenzy kicking all of their asses Jackie Chan style. Once I eliminated them, friggin gremlins started to come out of the cupboards, and trying to grab at me. They abducted my girlfriend (she had massive jugs in this dream... like fake, 3 inch gap between her jugs fake) by pulling her in from the cabinets, and through the sink pipes. So I went around my house trying to bust these gremlins necks, but I couldn't, they were too rubbery. Eventually I just kicked the shat out of them all.

Now the ending... I go down the gremlin layer (which is my basement apparently), it's all dark, steamy, red lights, globs of slimy S*** on the walls (looked like a cheap haunted house)... and tied to the bed is my girlfriend (which was kind of hot... it gave me ideas). Anyways the king of the gremlins comes out... and it's none other than PRINCE! What the F*** I know.

Then I woke up because that panzy a** just scares the hell out of me.

I think I win. haha