Austrian jokes .... just for Leftylee !

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Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.

In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".

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I'm sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion.

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So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet.


I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously.

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Why don't Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old?



Because one size Fritz-all.

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Josef Fritzl from Austria had his daughter locked in his cellar for 24 years.

If only Karen Matthews could've thought of that.

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I have just seen on TV about that Austrian bloke who imprisoned his daughter, sexually abused her and then fathered 7 kids.

I think it was called "The Sound Of Music".


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Does that make them the Von Trapped family??

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Karen Matthews was asked what she thought of the despicable acts that have been going on in Austria for the past 24 years.

she said "it's bloody disgusting, 7 kids and only 1 dad"