Austrian jokes .... just for Leftylee !

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In my cellar, I've got Beer, a Dartboard and a Pool Table.
Trust the fucking Austrians to go one better.

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Trips to Vienna for stag weekends have nosedived since it emerged that Austrians really do lock up their daughters.

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When an Austrian man was asked when he should start to teach his daughter about sex education, he replied "You should keep them in the dark as long as possible."

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Austrian police are pleased to announce that the Fritzl children are OK after living solely on sandwiches whilst in the dungeon.

They said its a good job they were interbred!

badum-tish ...

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Theologians now reckon Jesus was Austrian:

He only had two grandparents, his mother watched as he was nailed and his father is the big man upstairs.

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Why do the Chinese always have to go one better than everyone else?

The Austrians managed to trap 4 people under concrete so the Chinese outdid them with 50,000.

[X]

Austrian Brewery's have released their new line in schnapps.
Its called the Fritzl.

Been kept in a cellar for 24 years and comes in tots!

Apparently its a lot stronger than the "Haut de la Garenne" Brandy distilled in Jersey.

[X]

A good tradesman is so hard to find ....

[leftylee]

hahaha X is a legend thanks.