Austrian jokes .... just for Leftylee !

[X]

Theologians now reckon Jesus was Austrian:

He only had two grandparents, his mother watched as he was nailed and his father is the big man upstairs.

[X]

Why do the Chinese always have to go one better than everyone else?

The Austrians managed to trap 4 people under concrete so the Chinese outdid them with 50,000.

[X]

Austrian Brewery's have released their new line in schnapps.
Its called the Fritzl.

Been kept in a cellar for 24 years and comes in tots!

Apparently its a lot stronger than the "Haut de la Garenne" Brandy distilled in Jersey.

[X]

Shannon Matthews mum burst into tears when she heard about the locked away Austrian Kids!!

She said later ....................

All that fuckin wasted child benefit!

[X]

How do you know if an Austrian girl is a virgin?

Find out if she can run faster than her Dad.

[X]

It's just come to light that Austrias Josef Fritzl was really anti-Microsoft.

He did everything he could to ensure his children didn't have access to Windows!

[X]

What's Austria's favourite sexual position?

Woman underneath.

[X]

A good tradesman is so hard to find ....

[HattonTheHammer]

if i may.....

Fritzls daughters diary has just been found...

Monday - Stayed in
Tuesday- Stayed in
Wednesday - Stayed in
Thursday - dad came down, much fun was had, Stayed in
Friday - Stayed in

Apparently josef fritzl is set to release a book...

austrian authoritys are worried it may become a best cellar

[leftylee]

hahaha X is a legend thanks.