Well, I am 14 years old today...

[HattonTheHammer]

Quite witty for someone who has just turned 14!!

Memory of being that young is quite vague due to excessive lifestyle but one thing i do remember is that your hormones are absoloute crazy at the time.

I used to get a hard-on walking past an ann summers shop

Advice from the hammer....

always wear protection
if you must have a drink start off on something weak like fosters, it`ll impress your mates to see you drinking and is nothing more than piss water

and most importantly of all...

whatever trouble you may or may not get into always ALWAYS plead ignorance and when possible play the race card !!!

happy birthday

[Von Milash]

happy birthday man, but 14 my ass!!! 41, MAYBE!!

[Youngblood]

happy birthday man, but 14 my ass!!! 41, MAYBE!!

ha, tnx, I think? It's okay dude, I get that a lot. I have lied about my age in real life, but not downward.

[boozeboxer]

Happy B-day. I would suggest drinking and getting hot girls to drink.
Eventually they will all blow you off and treat you awful and you will wonder why you didn't get to them first. Every experience I have had with girls that I have known later, I wish I had been the asshole.

[Andre]

Hope you had a great one mate.
You do come over as older and more wiser than a 14 year old.