Quite witty for someone who has just turned 14!!
Memory of being that young is quite vague due to excessive lifestyle but one thing i do remember is that your hormones are absoloute crazy at the time.
I used to get a hard-on walking past an ann summers shop
Advice from the hammer....
always wear protection
if you must have a drink start off on something weak like fosters, it`ll impress your mates to see you drinking and is nothing more than piss water
and most importantly of all...
whatever trouble you may or may not get into always ALWAYS plead ignorance and when possible play the race card !!!
happy birthday
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