Quote Originally Posted by Youngblood View Post
Now when he answers the phone when I call to find out why my internet is off, and it takes him 8 rings to get to it, and he says..."Yessir ow kin i alp you sir?"

And I say, "You could quit being such a dog fukker for starters and answer the phone faster."

Then he could say, well....nevermind, you know where this is going...
lol it does make you wonder. I mean humanitarians tell us it's an evil of the capitalist world that we set up businesses in India and charge them appallingly low rates of pay but honestly when you see stories like this and have to deal with their telephone 'service' you have to conclude, firstly that they are not worth paying any more money as they are basically being paid to carry out jobs that most breeds of parrot could be trained to do and for even less money, and secondly if you paid them more what the hell would they even spend it on?

I'm all for getting rid of sweatshops and cheap Indian labour, but hardly on grounds of inhumanity, but just incompetence.

Much better to invest in genetic cloning experiments that could produce a breed of monkey that can learn to sew and use machinery and then combined with the parrots we could phase out the Asian labour force altogether.

And who knows, with a bit of training the monkey and parrot combination would most likely probably do a better job of governing these backward nations and could with a little assistance from the UN help bring India, Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia etc into the Stone Age at least.