Hey!!! Just make sure you pull out the 'Dear Dierdre' section and hand it to me before you take that dump!
''Dear Dierdre,
I have a 2 inch phallus and can not make my girlfriend cum. Can I make it bigger??''
Dierdre's response - ''No, but don't worry. Love will prevail and she will love you regardless..you can always pleasure your girl in other ways. Try giving her oral''
Yeah yeah fuck you, you lying old bitch
Gotta love Dear Diedre!
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