Oh, it's just a woman living in your closet...

[Douglas]

If I found a woman in my closet...

First I would ask what the hell are you doing in my closet? How did you get there? Why?

Then I would ask what is it worth for you to keep living in that closet?

Don't forget, it was a 58 yr. old woman. Was it the actual closet in his bedroom she was in, or was it in a more unused room?