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[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Having ones ass murdered and shot on a constant basis would be very upsetting I would imagine. Must be what makes them so tough.

Now I need to pose a question to you and I wish my Gary Indiana friend was on to answer it for me... When ones ass is murdered persay... Does that mean you no longer have an ass...? And if this is the case does that mean that you are now free of any further ass murdering due to lacking an ass to murder? Think about it........................

Interesting question. I must assume that you are correct; once one's ass has been murdered, one must therefor be free from future ass-murdering since the aforementioned ass is now dead. I suppose I made the erroneous deduction that my ass would be murdered repeatedly in Gary. I inferred this from what our mutual friend was so eloquently describing, I guess critical and logical thinking cannot exist in a place where ones mind is in constant fear of its ass being murdered.
This is surely a question for the theologians and philosophers among us.

Legion has informed me that Bilbo, our resident philosopher is, himself, an ass murderer... Now this I can not be sure of as it is here say... But if this is true then we can have all of our questions answered in this one place.

Bilbo, I implore you... Could a plethera of ass murdering be done to a solitary individual and if so how? What is the prosess of actually murdering an ass and how is it carried out...?