I've had the Jesus Turd, where those no wiping required (why does it have to be called that? )

Also had the ghost shit many times, where it goes on down the hole so you don't see it.

Occasionally have had the vein popper (once I got a bloody nose from this!!! ) and the torpedo.

Never heard of the gumball machine, the martian, and only had the snapper once that I can remember.

(I've also had the clogged spray can).