country living sucks sometimes

[SE7EN]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

[LEGION]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

[SE7EN]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

I'm with you with the light pollution thing.

[Kev]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

Do the Gein family still live out your way? I bet you've made a fair few masks in your time yourself

'Snakes to catch', is that a euphamism for young student lads?

[boozeboxer]

Legion I wish I was back home all the time. I get homesick, you should be thankful.

They wouldn't let your wierd snake loving ass in the city anyway.

[LEGION]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

Do the Gein family still live out your way? I bet you've made a fair few masks in your time yourself

'Snakes to catch', is that a euphamism for young student lads?

Unfortunately Gein is long gone or we would be on my porch playing chess and eating dainty little severed fingers dipped in dijon; fingers in a blanket if you will

Only a butt wrangling pederast like yourself would conjure up a comparison of reptile collecting with boy loving You're justy jealous seeing as how male snakes have 2 penises and you can't even say you have 1 fully functional one

I'm glad you don't live out here. All the snakes would starve to death seeing as how all the rodents would be stockpiled in your arse tickling your festering prostate.

[Douglas]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

1. You can take a piss in your own backyard.

2. You're not as likely to get robbed (probably because it's further to travel for thieves, plus they know country people are a lot more likely to blow their brains out).

3. You can own any type of animal (outdoors) that you want to.

[boozeboxer]

you can go on a frog shoot to impress the ladies.......and you might actually impress them.

You can have a huge bond fire in your yard.

Your dogs can run around.

YOu can have cattle or horses and kangaroos (as clubber noted).