country living sucks sometimes

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The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

Do the Gein family still live out your way? I bet you've made a fair few masks in your time yourself

'Snakes to catch', is that a euphamism for young student lads?

Unfortunately Gein is long gone or we would be on my porch playing chess and eating dainty little severed fingers dipped in dijon; fingers in a blanket if you will

Only a butt wrangling pederast like yourself would conjure up a comparison of reptile collecting with boy loving You're justy jealous seeing as how male snakes have 2 penises and you can't even say you have 1 fully functional one

I'm glad you don't live out here. All the snakes would starve to death seeing as how all the rodents would be stockpiled in your arse tickling your festering prostate.