Watching porn with the girlfriend

[HattonTheHammer]

Donny your the king of diplomacy

Go for a tongue, a finger, if theres no NO at that point she'll have it

FACT!

And on the flip side she could just believe she has really bad gas and blow one out on my face??

[BIG H]

Girls don't fart, piss or shit



FACT

[donnydarkoIRL]

Donny your the king of diplomacy

Go for a tongue, a finger, if theres no NO at that point she'll have it

FACT!

Ha it's true, I dunno how I got so mild mannered.
I've just always found it's easier to persuade people by leading them to believe they came up with the idea!

[Memphis]

Mate thats what all smart men do to women

[donnydarkoIRL]

Mate thats what all smart men do to women

I would only do this for her own benefit of course

[:::PSL:::]

They all find it repulsive and disgusting.

[Douglas]

You can learn a few moves from watching porn together. Watch the video as you make out.

[CutMeMick]

Funny that I come across this thread...
Just last night my girl and I were on RedTube watching some Porn...

Was a great night, we played "Thiefs & Cops".
Apparently I mus have put the hand cuffs on too tight, her wrists were hurting all day today, she said she couldn't type or write.

On the other hand it could convince her that when some numpty comes round to fix the boiler its ok to suck his cock

Fucken classic.

Also she can think it's ok to stick a cucumber up your ass sometime