Man pays $1.5 million for Marilyn Monroe porn

[Memphis]

My work collegue tells me that apparently two police men found her dead and nailed her whilst she was still warm. Anyone else ever hear this?

You would thought wouldnt you? Wouldnt you.......

[Dizaster]

Your sick Memphis. Really sick......

*scratches head*


mmmm

Maybe i'd grab a boob or something...

I'd never heard either story... And as Biblo pointed out, it's hard to imagine a celebrity sex tape never being released on the internet...

I'd almost bet it's already available on here somewhere, in some nook or cranny that hasn't been found yet.... But the day it's found, it'll be available from about a billion sources within 24 hours

[Dizaster]

I like how the guys said "it's to protect Monroe's privacy".... To me, I think the guy is just so rich, that he's prepared to pay $1.5 million for a wack off video that no one else gets to see.. It'll surface.. Someone will steal it from his house... His son or something. Or Maid.

[Kev]

It's probably too much to hope that she swallowed but do you reckon she took a load to the face?

[donnydarkoIRL]

The vid was actually seized by the FBI years ago because it's either JFK or ted on the receiving end!!!!

[Wayne]

It's probably too much to hope that she swallowed but do you reckon she took a load to the face?

Maybe a bunch of Asian guys rushed in at the end and made a bukkake.