Your sick Memphis. Really sick......

*scratches head*


mmmm

Maybe i'd grab a boob or something...

I'd never heard either story... And as Biblo pointed out, it's hard to imagine a celebrity sex tape never being released on the internet...

I'd almost bet it's already available on here somewhere, in some nook or cranny that hasn't been found yet.... But the day it's found, it'll be available from about a billion sources within 24 hours