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My girlfriend isn't much for porn. Says it doesn't turn her on because it's not realistic enough. We've watch some couples oriented stuff together, but she's never said, "Hey Sean, let's watch some porn tonight!." And she's not frigid or a prude at all. I get whatever I want pretty much whenever I want.
At the same time, she knows I love porn and doesn't care. She jokes about me making puneta when she's out of town on business or on the rag. She knows that if I pull one off to porn a few times a week, I'll last longerMy girl is wicked smaaat.
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My wife watched a porn movie with me for the first time.
She was ok with the graphic scenes of sex, but found the masturbation very off-putting.
She kept slapping my hand to make me stop.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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