Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
I should be made mod I think only Lyle has been here longer who already hasn't had the job offered to him.

I'd be superb, I'm diligant, consciencious, I take pride in everything I do, and I'd love to have a set of keys jangling from my hip band with the ability to lock threads.

I wouldn't ban anyone, it would be far more fun just to remove the postings of any users who got on my tits. In it's place I'd leave the message 'Posting has been removed due to the banality of the poster'.

I'd freeze the rep increases to prevent the silly escalation, get Danny G to insert a special scripting that said 'Warning dummies posting' as a disclaimer over every stupid member's posts so people wouldn't take offense at their idiocy and I'd put Lefty in the newly created 'hole' until he's apologised for his treachery to me and begged for mercy.


In other words, I'd do everything that needs to be done in order to make this forum great again.

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