Tortured with freshly baked cookies?

[Douglas]

The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?

Yes, CFH...Clubber at times worries me too.

I must give this torture tactic credit for originality tho. Who'd a thunk. Is probably someone as a kid had a mean parent who when whined when the cookies where baking, mommy dearest pulled em out piping hot and forced a dozen or so down his throat. Meh, who knows.

I think he just really needs to get laid. I've gone so far as to recommend hookers to him in the past, but my pleas have fallen on deaf ears.

Oh, I definitely considered it. But STDs scare me, even if I did use a rubber.