Tortured with freshly baked cookies?

[Douglas]

True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.

A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven

The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.

The thought of doing that to a pretty doing that too a pretty girl is a real turn-on. You've just given me and Bilbo an idea! Thanks for that!

The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?

Maybe not burning her to the point of leaving a scar, but you don't get the idea.