Boxing Top 10 Biggest Jokes

[donnydarkoIRL]

Top Ten Biggest Jokes in the Sport Today - who should consider other careers, maybe you help me choose other careers they could consider

1. Chazz Witherspoon - Spit Bucket Holder
2. Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak
3. Elvir Muriqi - Comedian
4. Yusaf Mack - Fitness Trainer (Ha Ha maybe not)
5. Jeff Lacy - Promotion Agent - (He seems to have convinced most of the world he was a superstar)
6. John Duddy - Actor (He has acted like a pro boxer long enough, needs to be rescued before he gets hurt)
7. Tye Fields - Any Suggestions ?? Have a few but he won't get paid for any of them
8. Kermit Cintron - The guy that comes to parties dressed as Barney
9. Alex Arthur - Clown
10. Andy Lee - Politician - Full of ****

I actually don't find any of those funny at all.

[Gemandad]

Wasn't suppost to be funny, so good I guess

[donnydarkoIRL]

Wasn't suppost to be funny, so good I guess

I'd go as far as to say that the author has no appreciation of what boxing really is.

[Gemandad]

Really, do you really believe that, these guys all think they are something and all of them are useless. I won't mind if they understood their limited ability but they all think they are superstars

[No Contest]

Really, do you really believe that, these guys all think they are something and all of them are useless. I won't mind if they understood their limited ability but they all think they are superstars

Your full of shit and don't know the guys your ragging on. Mildly funny, but pretty shit post overall. Actually I don't think any of those guys besides Tye Fields thinks theyre superstars, or isn't humble. Tye is actually very humble , so your pretty off-base.

[Gemandad]

OK

Fighters that would beat Valuev

1. V Klitschko
2. W Klitschko
3. Sam Peter
4. Ruslan Chageav
5. Tony Thompson
6. Eddie Chambers
7. Alexander Dimintrenko
8. Vladamir Virchis
9. Sultan Ibragimov
10. Alexander Povetkin

Could go on - Probably Mccline, Prob Ruiz in a rematch (Unlucky no to get decision 1st time) Even probably Golota would beat him, he is just big with basic boxing ability

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

1. V Klitschko -If healthy yes
2. W Klitschko -Yes
3. Sam Peter -Possible
4. Ruslan Chageav -Don't think he'd win the rematch... It was a thin win anyway.
5. Tony Thompson -Untested against A opposition
6. Eddie Chambers -Untested against A opposition(SD w/ Brock)
7. Alexander Dimintrenko Highly untested against A opposition
8. Vladamir Virchis -The one time he stepped up he lost
9. Sultan Ibragimov -Yeah, he did awsome against that long reach
10. Alexander Povetkin - Possible



It's all speculation but you're grasping at straws with Virchis and the other guys that are still fighting at C level...

[killersheep]

OK

Fighters that would beat Valuev

1. V Klitschko - maybe haven't seen him fight in years
2. W Klitschko - ok
3. Sam Peter - doubtful
4. Ruslan Chageav - we'll see in July if he can continue on the rematch.
5. Tony Thompson - no
6. Eddie Chambers - hell no
7. Alexander Dimintrenko - maybe
8. Vladamir Virchis - doubtful
9. Sultan Ibragimov - no
10. Alexander Povetkin - no

Could go on - Probably Mccline (Valuev KOed McCline already) , Prob Ruiz (I hope Ruiz never steps in the ring again) in a rematch (Unlucky no to get decision 1st time) Even probably Golota (the old man really?) would beat him, he is just big with basic boxing ability

See above responses in red, Valuev is definately a difficult opponent to overcome. Too much mass, too long of reach.

[Hulk]

Wasn't suppost to be funny, so good I guess

I'd go as far as to say that the author has no appreciation of what boxing really is.

lol. I'd say that is a fair assessment.