Quote Originally Posted by hitmandonny View Post
****JT stop threatening customers theres enough liquour for everybody.
POB the pool table WS NOT made for sleeping, up and at em.***

Great news......
I got horrendously bored at work today and as there was little going on at Saddo's during the usual 2.00pm lull, I decided to be a little devious.

My college use a numbeR system called k numbers in order to hide the identities of students while issuing exam results, warnings etc.

The reuslts list was issued last week (as celebrated in another HmD thread) and all results compiled across from the K numbers.

K numbers are secret, used as passwords for student e mail and distance learning. But I found a glitch. Student emails are listed as K numbers and with the college address added.
For example k000889912@lit.ie. would be an address of some random student.
Furthermore.....
If I search my course on the website I can locate a directory of all students in my course and their email addresses!
So I spent my afternoon crossing the names/K numbers in order to find out who got what....mwaaaahahahah.


And to my delight my nemesis Declan hasn't passed!!! Ha Ha Ha hA

He's quite an intelligent fellow so I was surprised, but also delighted as this young man has been a first class penis in the past two years (I've known him for 7.)
***(asleep) muhmanahhh... No mommy, no school today*** Hitmandonny pikes with pool stick****

I'm up... I'm up! Sonofabitch!

***stretches***

That's hilarious! I used to work at citizens bank for a skiptrace department and used to look what was in my girlfriends exboyfriends account when he was trying to contact her... I texted him from my phone something along the lines of...

" Hey asshole... I know you've been trying to contact Ann on the sneek like a slimey peice of shit..."

I typed his social security #, date of birth, address and mother's maiden name in the text message and wrote...

"I know how much money you have in your account... Keep fucking with me and you'll have 20 credit cards opened in your name that you can't afford to pay for"

Of course that would be highly against the law and would be punishable with time in jail... I would NEVER risk that but it was enough to never hear from the snivling puke again...