spank the monkey
squeeze one off
choke the chicken
beat the meat
fell free to add your own....................
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different ways to say "jerk off"
spank the monkey
squeeze one off
choke the chicken
beat the meat
fell free to add your own....................
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Re: different ways to say "jerk off"
Wank
Stroking the snake
Retired CoT Officer
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Launching Mayonaise.
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
Old Guard
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Knocking one off...
A date with 'Palmer and her five freinds'
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a fate worse than death??
no??
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adamGB's mini finger salute??
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crankin your carrot ,
Lope'ing your mule
peter pullin
sausage skinning
lol i'll add more as they come to me
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flog the dolphin
I saw tihs one comedian who rattled off like 50 of them. It was great.
***** Laziest Of All Time
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'Lettin' it go'.
'Relieving my testosterone'
'Giving girls a place inside my head and a feeling in my dick'
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rubbin the rabbi
strokin the custard chucker
5 knuckle shuffle
I'm the real pretty boy
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Re: different ways to say "jerk off"
Originally Posted by Vodka
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
...bigger than Jesus
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Making the bald man sick
Shaking hands with the unemployed
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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Waxing the carrott
juiceing the jonny
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Ani hu sheshokhen betokh Cain
Ego sum quis habitavit in Nerone
Mia fora katoikese mesa se Ioudas
Ich war mit Legion
Ana Belial
And I am Lucifer, The devil in the flesh
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