***(asleep) muhmanahhh... No mommy, no school today*** Hitmandonny pikes with pool stick****
I'm up... I'm up! Sonofabitch!
***stretches***
That's hilarious! I used to work at citizens bank for a skiptrace department and used to look what was in my girlfriends exboyfriends account when he was trying to contact her... I texted him from my phone something along the lines of...
" Hey asshole... I know you've been trying to contact Ann on the sneek like a slimey peice of shit..."
I typed his social security #, date of birth, address and mother's maiden name in the text message and wrote...
"I know how much money you have in your account... Keep fucking with me and you'll have 20 credit cards opened in your name that you can't afford to pay for"
Of course that would be highly against the law and would be punishable with time in jail... I would NEVER risk that but it was enough to never hear from the snivling puke again...

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