Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments

[Andre]

I know what your saying and it's mean, this ain't no Goonies and Thunder ain't no Sloth, he's Aragorn now.

Aragon was all right...Haa.Man,Can't believe ya got Andre.Im not into following so I find there are more than a few Orphans roaming around in this new found tribalism...Hmm

I didn't realise I had recruited Andre until you said. To be honest I just intended the Clan to be a small party, the party of the nine, the Ringbearer and his eight companions, to match the nine Black Riders of Sauran.

Unfortunately some of my hobbit bretheren have been a bit over zealous with their recruiting and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of.

Nonetheless I can't complain, Jesus never turned people away from believing in him so i guess I can accept it. If they bring rep they can join the clan.

Fukkin hobbits never were any good at the english language.
Im a " Baggins bagger! "
Diz got it, he must be Diz the wiz = wizer.

So do you guys wipe your ass with your left hand and eat with the right hand like other forest dwellers and east asian humans?