Permanent hair removal?

[Douglas]

Although I suffer from having a hairy chest I have to shave in order to look good, thankfully I don't have any hair growing on my back. But if I ever start growing hair on my back, is there a PERMANENT way to have hair removed? Because that'll be hell to shave.

You could always kill yourself

Just joking man. I'm so glad I have 0 hair on my chest or back; that sh#t is gross. It's like being a chia-pet

.....you mean to say, YOU DON'T HAVE IT ON YOUR CHEST EITHER OH FUCK YOU!!!








































Nah, I'm only jokin' with ya. But seriously though, why did people have to be cursed with these unwanted body hairs?