You take 8 minutes to crap? Whats wrong with you?

me = sit down + spread cheeks + big steamy dump falls out X step back and admire 'work' + wipe (x dump size) + flush = about a minute.

I'm in my shit prime right now :P But why do you think they pay you? nothing worse than sitting on a toliet seat loads of strangers have had the unwashed cheecks all over and getting a strangers toliet water splashed all over your arse... Plus the fact you know that some cunt didn't wash there hands and get bacteria all over the taps, door handles and room basically... I think we're underpaid to shit at work...

Think yourself lucky its not a porta cabin on a building site like what I had to use... lazy gaffers never get them cleaned out and its basically just a box with a hole over the top... 50 or so builders sharing those things reaks in no time... luckily the splash factor is gone but have you ever seen a toliet after a council worker has pissed in one?

Its worse than http://www.wetnwild.com/ so you have to hold in a squat position above the toliet as your shit slaps all over the moldy toliet bowel.

























so what are you guys having for dinner?