I see Bilbo about to post, so I will try to beat him to it..."They all should immediately join his the clan!"
now let us see if I beat him to the post button.
I see Bilbo about to post, so I will try to beat him to it..."They all should immediately join his the clan!"
now let us see if I beat him to the post button.
nope, I lost the race![]()
Well-played Bilbo. you speedy typer.
Our Baggins clan will embrace anyone... Let them all join, even the crazy looking ones with an ear for a mouth...
Yes I think they could work well it other jobs... Even if looks were an issue, there are plenty of jobs these days where hardly anyone would have to see you... They could design webpages and stuff..... But they never get the opportunity because they are put away to be "hidden", and never get a chance...
But in a way I want to make it a reality and go over to Russia and other countries where Nuke fallout has affected babies etc, and genuinally round up a big bunch of them that want to get out and see the world.. They can return home famous and wealthy.. They can buy luxuries that they won't never been offered before my caravan came into town and adopted them....
It would be the Political Correct people that would try to put me out of business for giving these people an opportunity... People around the world are laughed at to their wits end every day and don't get paid a cent for it...
We could make this a joint venture Biblo... I think you would have a way with the freaks, and you could easily double as the ring master, with a top hat, cane, and a whip as the chained beasts get walked out into the ring circle, to the gasps and shrieks of the shocked crowd...
Then we can go back and spoke pipes with the weirdies and count out all our shares of the money...
It sounds like a great plan Dizaster, and surrounding myself with a carnival of freaks is most definitely appealing. The circus would have to be named the 'Baggins Carnivale of Human Curiosities' and I'd certainly relish the role of ring master.
I've actually spent a lot of time on youtube in times past learning about human freaks, especially from this guy who gave a great series of lectures. Slug Man would definitely be high on my most wanted list. I'd like to fire him out of a cannon.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GOcsU6Uvi8s
By the way here's an excerpt from that Freaks film with the woman/beast in question. She actually looks more femine in reality, and even has what looks like a sister! They've got a certain charm I think.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkYGhmdMig
This looks like a fun party, I'd like to hang with this crowd.
Last edited by Kev; 07-05-2008 at 01:19 PM.
Ah whadda do you know Slug Man actually was in this film.
Here's the freaky 'man's woman' in action, she's actually quite cute in her own freaky way, the movie gets real weird half way through though
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oPhN47...eature=related
OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA DrLemur is the funniest thing EVER!! Is he a serious DR?? holy shit..
Yes, you have to fire slug man out of the cannon that would be amazing...
I'm not sure whether to watch the second "freaks" one though as i'm about to go to bed...
Is it wrong to feel like i'm going to throw up watching the last clip?? it's nightmare material for me..
theres a group of sisters i definetely wouldnt wanna be fighting over..
http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-co...1/Pinheads.JPG
one dangerous horrible bloke
The human lady was actually pretty hot though... I love the old classic movie ladies... almost hotter than the ladies of today.. Or maybe it's the contrast between the other actors in that film..
Ive always had quite a controversial stance on this.
If i was told by my pregnant girlfriend that our unborn baby was deformed in some manner i would beg her to have a termination to save us and the poor little fella from a lot of misery and suffering.
I have no problems with the divvys just like i dont have any issue with the gays.
Id happily pay to see a traveling freak show, we get to feel a bit better about ourselves by pointing and stareing and they get paid for it........whats the problem with that??
one dangerous horrible bloke
Yes, it must be a nightmare situation to realise your child was a freak. Never really thought about that before. I always go a bit off topic in these threads but I watched The Elephant Man today and thought it was a really nice film. John Merrick is probably the archetype model of a freak.
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