Quote Originally Posted by The_One77
someone was in the loo when i was at my gf's house....and i couldn't wait
So i thought fuk it, and went to have a S*** on their front lawn........then i proceeded to wipe my a** with my tank top.
After that, i came back inside and we all had lunch.
Classy bruv!!

First time I went out wiv my missus we went to the cinema and I had to curl one out, so I squatted but aimed wrong and it landed in my cacks that were round me ankles I had to take them off roll them up and then hide them in the systen!!