Quote Originally Posted by Munky
Worst is when the dunny is close to the bedroom where you and your new girlfriend are spending a bit of quality time together and you do a noisy sh*t.

Ive tried disguising the initial sh*t with a kind of pre-emptive flush but sometimes it just doesn't work and you go back to the bedroom knowing full well your new girl has just heard you having an almighty turf out.

Its what makes or breaks relationships
Jeez man,you never thought of turning the taps on?