Boozeboxer: RIP

[Youngblood]

With sadness I got the news today that boozeboxer passed away. Our inside sources have told us he was chasing an empty wine bottle bag, but due to being color blind as well as feeble-minded, his mistook a red walking light for a green in his pursuit.

When the pedestrian traffic stopped, he was unprepared and went head first into a 300 lb. hookers rectum, and witnesses were quoted as saying he was screaming the whole way. One witness said, wishing to remain nameless, "It was a bizarre scene. As soon as he looked up and realizing his predicament, he shouted the words....Dear God...NO...BLUE MAKEUP!"

Another witness on the scene, Genesio Delfranco, who tried to grab the smothering mans feet to pull him out, wiping tears from his eyes also confirmed, "We pulled as hard as we could but we just couldn't budge him. I kept hearing his muffled screams..."NO...she's wearing blue makeup. BLUE MAKEUP." It was horrible. I don't know that I'll ever be able to get the image out of my head."

Emergency crews extradited the man using the Jaws of Life just shortly after 12 am, and continued to work on him until he was pronounced dead at the Ann Arbor Memorial Hospital upon arrival.

While authorities are still investigating the tragedy, one of the officers on the scene off the record commented, "It was indeed unfortunate, and bizarre. But near as we can tell, he met with a rare and unusual case of assphyxiation."

The investigation continues.

Let us all take a moment to remember our dear friend boozeboxer, for his good points as well as his quirky and bizarre ways, and let us not judge how he perished.

You will be missed booze.

[boozeboxer]

Is that your way of taking a 20,000 rep bet?

[Douglas]

Jesus friggin' Christ I thought you were for real!!

[boozeboxer]

It is kindof tasteless and humorless to have everyone thinking that one of the forums great posters passed on to the forum in the sky.

[Youngblood]

I have no idea who you are, but haxing booze`s account and pretending to be him at this delicate time is both disrespectful and uncouth.

A little respect please.

[LEGION]

Well......................bye.

[Dark Lord Al]

wot the fuck are you going on about ??

[Gandalf]

This is a thread of Clubberesque proportions!

[Youngblood]

wot the fuck are you going on about ??

*sigh*

Booze got his head caught stuck in a fat girls bum and died. The end.

[HattonTheHammer]

It brings me great sadness to report that this thread has been written as tongue in cheek

boozeboxer as both a poster and a pathetic human being is still amongst us

[LEGION]

wot the fuck are you going on about ??

*sigh*

Booze got his head caught stuck in a fat girls bum and died. The end.

Well at least he finally got some p#ssy before the end came. Must have gotten old f#cking his law books and getting paper cuts on his peepee.

[Douglas]

wot the fuck are you going on about ??

*sigh*

Booze got his head caught stuck in a fat girls bum and died. The end.

Well at least he finally got some p#ssy before the end came. Must have gotten old f#cking his law books and getting paper cuts on his peepee.

Yeah, but the question is... Was it good?

[LEGION]

*sigh*

Booze got his head caught stuck in a fat girls bum and died. The end.

Well at least he finally got some p#ssy before the end came. Must have gotten old f#cking his law books and getting paper cuts on his peepee.

Yeah, but the question is... Was it good?

I guess bad pussy is better than no pussy; at least when your name is Boozeboxer

[Wayne]

I don't know what's going on. I still can't even find out how the ribs were.

[donnydarkoIRL]

I had a dream recently and all you Saddo's were outside my house and we were throwing a party.