Cos it ain't his feckin looks........................................here' s his girlfriend!
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Peter Crouch must have a great sense of humour!
Cos it ain't his feckin looks........................................here' s his girlfriend!
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Re: Peter Crouch must have a great sense of humour!
No - he is 6'7", rich' has lots of medals and is hung like a donkey
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Biology tends too suggest he's hung like a Cart horse
Maybe she likes a bit of A Roddering
Would pole the shitbox off it personally
Very sexy indeed
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50 grand a week probably went in his favour too
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You trying to say that women are so shallow,it's not his humour but his dosh 'n dick!
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na she kopped off with john terry 1st always hanging on the circuit, they love the footballers wife lifestyle and will shag any of em to get it
I'm the real pretty boy
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god she must be desperate i wouldnt touch crouch with a bargepole
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I'd love you touch my bargepoleOriginally Posted by emma
god she must be desperate i wouldnt touch crouch with a bargepole
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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I'd love you touch my bargepolegod she must be desperate i wouldnt touch crouch with a bargepole
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You'd have to use a bargepole to touch the lanky streak of piss !!!god she must be desperate i wouldnt touch crouch with a bargepole
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where do you come up with this shit
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Re: Peter Crouch must have a great sense of humour!
Fertile imagination, and I am also one sad assed motherfucker.
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Re: Peter Crouch must have a great sense of humour!
I'd love you touch my bargepolegod she must be desperate i wouldnt touch crouch with a bargepole
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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