Can somebody explain this whole VD Squad - Clan Baggins thing?

[Douglas]

And I notice how you quit sending fliers out to all males under 18 soliciting them for butt wrangling. Police track you down

I still send them Legion, just no longer to you

Well, I guess prayers do get answered.

I've been praying I could get laid. It hasn't been answered yet.

[LEGION]

I still send them Legion, just no longer to you

Well, I guess prayers do get answered.

I've been praying I could get laid. It hasn't been answered yet.

You could always pursue incest.

Nothin' spell lovin' like marryin' your cousin