I've stepped up my "vigilanteness"

[Dizaster]

Only thing I'm concerned about that idea is if it's somebody with a pacemaker.

Could it also take out all the cars on the road including yours??

I suppose you could buy a very old shitter of a car that basically doesn't have any electrics and that would work..

[Andre]

Good stuff we can get away with so much in this country ,where are you heading of a night Diz and what freeway Tullermarine?Oh waht do you drive in case I feel like snack on the way home .
I had a labourer worked with me ony once, who was a nut,young and cheeky as type that would be swinging his head around all day in each direction looking at what other dudes are up to contantly wouldnt miss a trick.
We were heading up the frankstn freeway towards Mordialloc one morning and 'Egor' has siad have a look at this cunt Andre comming up here.
I looked behind us and theres this bloke in a sports car looking around to see if anyone has noticed him in his pretty car. I said you should lob a golly on him mate.So he snorts one up ,hangs out the passenger window and lobs it straight onto this cats front window as he overtook us on the inside.Should have seen his face.

Later that day we were in traffic comming home out the front of Cheltenham shops and a lady about 45 who looked like a school teacher type was parked next to Egors window and he is licking the window up and down ! She smiles frowns and waggs her finger at him. He winds it down and tries to talk to her, she wags her finger at him again and says "Your a naughty boy" and he nods his head at her and says "yeah fucking oath"; she just cracked up and drove off shaking her head.

The people I have working for me, I had to pull over cause of tears of laughter once.
Now my daughters boy friend is along and he doesnt say much at all and Im the same old me just trying to have fun all the time....

[Andre]

A can of black spray paint Diz, Adjust the nozzle to squirt and just hold it low out the window and they do the stripe from the guards through the doors to the boot, all for you, be nice and dry by the time they get home and they wont notice you doing it ,oh could crack your door a peek and get them real low.

[Dizaster]

A can of black spray paint Diz, Adjust the nozzle to squirt and just hold it low out the window and they do the stripe from the guards through the doors to the boot, all for you, be nice and dry by the time they get home and they wont notice you doing it ,oh could crack your door a peek and get them real low.

Now that's brilliant a brilliant idea!..

Could try and brew up some sort of concoction in a water pistol... Those things are great these days.. Just pump them a bunch of times and hold the button down...

I would really love to set up a bunch of metal pieces ahead of time that would pop their tires for just about everyone that drove on it... But I would hate for an ambulance to have to drive over it..



There was one time in high school we were on the school bus coming home from interschool sports and everyone still had their boxed lunches with them, so we were all throwing stuff out the bus windows at cars..

One of my friends who had extreme A.D.D. was the main one getting egged on... On one of these main roads running through esssendon he pulled an orange out, and as we came passed this cycled, through it as hard as he could... It was probably THE best shot I have ever seen as it adjusted for the speed of the bus, wind, the cyclist, and hit the guy so hard in the side of the head that the cyclist feel instantly off his bike and stacked all over the road.. The teacher saw this one though and he got suspended for a week...

Half the bus was in tears for the next 10 minutes though... You just had to nudge this guy and that was enough motivation for him to make a scene out of himself for a few laughs..

[Andre]

A can of black spray paint Diz, Adjust the nozzle to squirt and just hold it low out the window and they do the stripe from the guards through the doors to the boot, all for you, be nice and dry by the time they get home and they wont notice you doing it ,oh could crack your door a peek and get them real low.

Now that's brilliant a brilliant idea!..

Could try and brew up some sort of concoction in a water pistol... Those things are great these days.. Just pump them a bunch of times and hold the button down...

I would really love to set up a bunch of metal pieces ahead of time that would pop their tires for just about everyone that drove on it... But I would hate for an ambulance to have to drive over it..



There was one time in high school we were on the school bus coming home from interschool sports and everyone still had their boxed lunches with them, so we were all throwing stuff out the bus windows at cars..

One of my friends who had extreme A.D.D. was the main one getting egged on... On one of these main roads running through esssendon he pulled an orange out, and as we came passed this cycled, through it as hard as he could... It was probably THE best shot I have ever seen as it adjusted for the speed of the bus, wind, the cyclist, and hit the guy so hard in the side of the head that the cyclist feel instantly off his bike and stacked all over the road.. The teacher saw this one though and he got suspended for a week...

Half the bus was in tears for the next 10 minutes though... You just had to nudge this guy and that was enough motivation for him to make a scene out of himself for a few laughs..

Yeah we got some dude right in the cods witha soggy orange one summer eve the Hailbury boys school unfoirm attracted that shot out of the truck.