A Challenge - How many farts do you do each day?

[bikersk]

Any person who doesn`t like their own brand, is a liar. I do not like anyone else`s brand, and can honestly say every fart I ever smelled that came from another person, animal or otherwise I found gross. But my own? My brand is awesome! I have been walking, farted, stopped and gone back just to see if maybe it was a particularly good one.

How many in a day have I made? No idea, but not nearly enough...

LOL you are a Connisuier of your own "Brand". Like a wine expert, Hmmm the '98 was a particularly good vintage.....