Heres your Zen training for the year.

[pacfan]

Two monks were arguing about the temple flag waving in the wind.
One said, "The flag moves."
The other said, "The wind moves."
They argued back and forth but could not agree.

Hui-neng, the sixth patriarch, said: "Gentlemen! It is not the flag that moves. It is not the wind that moves. It is your mind that moves."

[Andre]

A Rabbi and priest see a little boy playing in the park
The priest says lets go screw that little boy.
The rabbi says "what out of"?