Dogs or Cats

[Plopeater]

You'd love snakes; they poop all over the place. It is quite nasty and right up your alley in terms of pure bliss.

I wonder how far a snake could get up your ass, have you ever tried.

And as for the snake poop, might try some of that

Never tried; as all my condoms are the small size and they wouldn't fit on the snakes. I do believe in snafe sex you know.

A wise man indeed, buy some bigger condoms and get back to me