No, my Door Key is in my front door, but thanks for asking.

I had not realised that your mis-typing was a deliberate ploy to make a savage yet surgical point. Clearly the subtle genuis of your insult was lost on me .... and they say you guys don't do irony !!

Perhaps if I was indeed having a beer and smoking a joint I would have landed on the same esoteric planet you clearly inhabit naturally.

Therefore, I will go and have one immediately.