Making the attempt is more than I would do. Whenever I get a new gadget I am afraid to use it because I think it will be a lemon or break in my hands.

When I first got my new PC I was afriad to surf the web because I thought a trogan would latch on and ruin my system. It took me a few months before I was comfrtable doing anything on it.

How stupid? Somewhere between K. Dunderhead and a mollusk.