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"There's nothing special about him." -Sergiy Dzinziruk
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Can somebody give me a little rundown of what's happened in this thread?
I've been awayb and it looks like i missed a belter of a thread...
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The Rules of the King… Burger King® that is.
Laws of the Crown
- Acquire a Burger King® crown from your local Burger King® (don’t have one? You can’t play!)
- Whoever places the crown on his/her head first, then in a loud voice proclaims, “I am the King!” is from that moment forward, in charge. Rule ends if crown is removed (see Coup d’etat). Crownings can happen anywhere, at anytime.
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- There can only be one King.
- The King always gets his/her way.
- The King must speak with some kind of cool accent.
- The King makes all the important decisions governing selection of t.v. channels, movies, radio stations, as well as popular activities like snowboarding, pool hopping, and cow tipping (hahaha! Mooooo! hahahaha!). The King also determines who gets the remote, who rides “shotgun” and, of course, who pays.
- Rule ends when crown is removed for more than 3 seconds. (See Three Second Law)
- Disagreement with the King results in a “penalty”. This is decided by the King. Common penalties include: forfeiture of fries, surrender of video game controller and banishment from office cubicle.
Three Second Law
The King’s rule ends when crown is removed from their head for any reason, accidental or otherwise. The first person to exclaim, “One… Two… Three… King” may claim the crown.
In the Event of a Tie
If two people crown themselves King simultaneously, the person whose birth date is closet to December 4, 1954 (date of the first Burger King® restaurant opened) is King.
Coup D’etat
If everyone agrees you completely suck as King, your rule may be renounced. This constitutes a Coup d’etat. A new King may be crowned if the group can reach a unanimous decision. If not, the Three Second Law applies.
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Awesome!;d
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