Ask the oracle

[Douglas]

What a shitload of fuck!!

You asked: I’ve like this girl for almost 5 years, she’s liked me, but I too scared to talk. Will we ever date
The Oracle replied: I speak only English, not Ancient Yatvingian or Manichaean Middle Persian.

[Douglas]

ou asked: Hi. I’m Floorian!
The Oracle replied: Greetings, my fellow.

























You asked: I like to masturbate!
The Oracle replied: I can’t understand a word you’re saying.




























You asked: I farted and it stinks!
The Oracle replied: I can’t catch your train of thought.

[Douglas]

It's utter bullshit, but still fun though.

You asked: How many posts do I have on the Saddo forums?
The Oracle replied: Two or three.

[smashup]

I asked itif my gf would ever cheat on me...?

No ...it replied your way too handsome and your cocks too big

[smashup]

hahahahaha



You asked: Do women secretly want to fuck me
The Oracle replied: I’m here to provide intellectual services, not entertainment services.

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What would you like to ask?

[LEGION]

I asked itif my gf would ever cheat on me...?

No ...it replied your way too handsome and your cocks too big

Lucky motherf#cker you

[LEGION]

LOL. I asked it 2 questions.

1. Will I get stabbed to death?

No you won't, but be aware my answers are total crap sometimes.

2. Will I ever be able to suck my own cock?

The odds are against it

[LEGION]

LMAO!! I asked if Clubber would ever get a girlfriend; and it said "Not a Chance"