Isn't chinese kick boxing another name for Kung fu?

I did this really weird shit when I learned Kung fu... some crazy goth with clip on sun glasses offered my a pill... red or blue... I took one and starting going on a trip... the mirror turned into liquid metal and went down my throat and when I woke up I found that I was actually plugged into a giant battery powering giant computers with super smart AI...

I went down this big wet and wild water slide and this giant hovercraft picked me up... I woke up there and they stuck a big spike in my head and told me I was in the matrix... then some tech kid pulled out a floppy disc and downloaded all known martial arts into my brain... I beat up some agent guy and then learned how to fly...

Fucking Warner brothers stole my experiences and made a film out of it... didn't see a penny for it... bastards!