haha i met him in an after hours mess fest of a club called DC10 in Ibiza about 5 years ago and he's about 5 and a half feet tall and being rude to so many people in there and absolutely off his nut on drugs, i got a pic with him and he seemed ok with me and the missus prob because i dropped in the fact i used to work at Noels house for a while a few years ago...
his last words to me were "do us a favour pal, don't tell anyone i'm here as i get aggro etc"
I said Nah mate blah blah blah then went out to the terrace and told F*cking EVERYONE hahahaha, shitloads of girls and most of the english legged it inside to get pics,autographs etc and about 30 mins later an girl came out saying what a wanker he was because he spat in her face.