haha he broke into their house and smacked them in the face with an 8 inch sausage. Some crimes should be forgiven for the humour they bring.

This reminds me of a story I posted a couple months ago

BBC NEWS | Wales | North West Wales | Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault
Basically there was a bunch of nerds who practise the religion of Jedi ( ) and they were holding a session and filming themselves playing with light sabres.

A drunken man who had downed nearly 10 litres of wine put on a black bin bag as a cape, picked up a metal crutch as a light sabre and shouted 'I am Darth Vadar' before beating them both up.

Rather hilariously he didn't turn up in court so the judge issued a warrent for his arrest and made the witty quip 'I hope the force will soon be with him'

A great story and it's an outrage he gets punished for essentially carrying out a public service.

By the way did you see on your link that dog who dined 911 to save his owner? What a cool dog, and apparently he's done it twice before when his owner has had a seizure. Amazing!